The constant, monotonous drone,
numbs the sense of hearing
The quaintly insipid meals,
numbs the sense of taste
Tight aisles, barely-adequately-spaced seats,
numbs the sense of touch
The spilled-over discharge at the lavatories,
numbs the sense of smell
The sahara-dry air wicks the spirit from the soul,
and the tears from your eyes.
Ah, the satisfaction of cattle-class travel!
numbs the sense of hearing
The quaintly insipid meals,
numbs the sense of taste
Tight aisles, barely-adequately-spaced seats,
numbs the sense of touch
The spilled-over discharge at the lavatories,
numbs the sense of smell
The sahara-dry air wicks the spirit from the soul,
and the tears from your eyes.
Ah, the satisfaction of cattle-class travel!


