News Flash! Golf Degenerates Your Mind!

Singapore - Golfers here suffer a syndrome called "missing-linkus". It is a condition whereby fully grown adults turn into uneducated, low IQ apes.

Once on the golf course, they:

• Couldn't count beyond double par per hole.
• Couldn't count more than 3 on the putting greens
• Don't know the meaning of "penalty plus distance"
• Have wild imaginations, creating extra clubs like the hand wedge and foot wedge
• Think that OB refers to some women's hygiene product

When asked if the golfers are aware that they've developed missing-linkus, a handsome Singaporean golfer, who only gave his name as CE said, "Huh? What missing-linkus? We're just having fun on the golf course."

Scores:


And, here's Hazeman's detailed, statistically-filled and accurate score card:


CE